Had a Blast with a Scammer Today – Share Your Own Stories of Turning the Tables!

My husband asked me to get his phone so I said hi welcome to the sperm bank you w*nk it we bank it … they hung up fast lol
 
I had a call asking about the accident I had been in, asked to describe what happened, I described in great detail the accident finishing with ‘and then I was decapitated’ the caller asked, you were decapitated, I replied yes, to which he asked are you dead? I said yes, he said sorry I don’t talk to ghosts and hung up 🤣
 
Definitely recommend checking out Scammer Payback (Pierogi) and Kitboga on YouTube. Getting their own back on scammers in a funny and satisfying way 😌
 
i usually have a car accident , when i stub my toe on a matchbox car left out. Or play along with the "enter this password on your computer" ones, and make them wait while i turn off the dinner , leaving them with nasty music playing, thank them profusely for saving me from scammers while i enter the wrong numbers a few times , then end it saying that theyve been on the phone long enough for the police trackers to find them and should expect a knock at the door any minute
 
after too many calls from a window company i said ok your welcome round to price up. when he got there i said id have to ask my landlady as i dont own the flat. He got annoyed as not the owner and had travelled a while and i asked will you now take me off your data base as ive told you atleast 5 times in as many weeks im not interested but you wouldnt stop calling
 
@cathywwjd2 hahaha yep we have done that usually say Merseyside police how may we help
Once they had the check to reply with
"Do you know it's offensive to pretend to be the police" lol
I said do you really want to go along that line lol
 
The accident ones always amuse me. . I tell them how it was terrible and he bashed into me from behind looked like I had a love bite for weeks from the seat belt and I couldn't swerve hom it happened so fast .. then say them dodgem cars are very dangerous
 
My stepdad said he had one from the same guy constantly and he just cracked up. He said to the guy "I wonder would you f**k of" and apparently the guy snaps back "no you f**k of" and my stepdad goes "no you called me you f**k off" and the guy says back "no you f**k off" and this went on a while. My poor mum said she was just sat reading her book like 😶😶😶😶
 
I got told to go f*** myself by the scammer when I told him I was really rich and asked which of my 5 computers I should log into first!
 
I got told to go fuxk myself and stop wasting his time when I wound one up by pretending to log into the laptop etc….. told him he now knew how I felt
 
Years ago my nan went along with a scammer and then went 'you are the weakest link goodbye'
Only for them to call back 2 mins later to say you're the weakest link b*tch'
We saw the funny side to it and had a good laugh 🤣
 
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