Had a Blast with a Scammer Today – Share Your Own Stories of Turning the Tables!

I had a have u had an accident in the last few yrs. I always say yes and I'm still suffering x amount of yrs on. When they start getting excited asking for details on what happened. I say please, ask ur parents or someone else how children are made. Funnily enough they hang up on me. 😂
 
I get the accident one an awful lot my go to response for that 1 is yes I was the only 1 involved, is it possible 2 sue myself? They normally just hang up but I did get 1 thar went r u having a laugh and I went no I genuinely want 2 sue myself over my 1 vehicle accident
 
When they call about a car accident I always say
"I didn't know I can still claim whilst the murder charges are going through. The money will really help with the lawyer fees"
They normally hang up quickly
 
I had a phone call about the accident I had whilst driving. (I can't drive), the caller asked what injuries I had so I said amnesia coz I couldn't remember the accident. He said he'd add it to my record of the accident. Then asked my address, told him if he had a record of what happened, could he tell me my address coz I had forgotten that too and I was living in my garden. (Wasn't I was in the lounge) He muttered something and put the phone down
 
When they call about your recent accident... Oh, which one? The one where I broke my leg or the one where I died? Wait till the penny drops and the phone goes down lol
 
Yeah had a few you had an accident recently, me: yep
Them: can you tell us about it
Me: you tell me you know I've had an accident
Them: yes a car accident
Me: oh that one. Yeah well I knocked my head and lost my memory
Them: that's terrible for you, we can help claim etc etc.
Me: sorry why are you calling me I've forgotten
Phone generally gets hung up then
 
I unplugged my house phone as the only people who called me on it were scammers, after this chat i might plug it back in when im bored
 
Well done my mum had one once: -
Hi its Windows I need you to log on to your computer can you do that.
Mum. Yes I'm just going to it now
S. Great tell me once you open it and I'll give you instructions
M. OK its opening now
S. Go to this website (gives address)
M. Sorry I can't do that
S. That's the right address did you follow the instructions
M. Yes but there's a problem
S. There should be no problem if you followed the instructions
M. Well there is a problem...computer says no...computer says don't trust you
S. Click
He must have thought omg I've got one hook line and sinker, luckily my mum is very switched on when it comes to these things even though she is 81.
 
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