Had a Blast with a Scammer Today – Share Your Own Stories of Turning the Tables!

My hubby makes me laugh, if a caller can't pronounce his name right he says "have another go" or if they ask "are you the home owner?" He replies with "no, I'm just passing through!!" 🤣🤣
 
not scammer but cold caller
9pm
hi id like to talk to you about a conservatry
me great ok
gives all the blah blah keeps over talking
he gets to the 25k great
me so does that price include an extension as i live on the second floor of flats😀
him rudely puts the phone down
 
I get loads of these, string them along for a few minutes then inform them I moved over 10yrs ago... still keep ringing me!
 
My record is about 15 minutes, every Thursday with a guy claiming to be from talktalk wanting to upgrade my speed. Each time they asked for me to install team viewer to my mobile, I gave them random digits. Eventually told to 'f off you stupid time wasting bitch'... hadn't been with talk talk for over 5 years....
 
I love them i use this one.
Them: i hear you was in a car accident
Me: yes i was i was stationary and they ran into the back off me.
Them: did you get their details?
Me: i tried but was told i couldnt claim on bumper cars
 
My ex did a few where he whispered and said he was robbing the place and when the person asked for the home owner he said ok ill get them and put the phone down the scammer was on the phone for 15 mins. 🤣
 
Just this second listened to my husband on the phone to someone who phoned about our "policy" for our appliances - he told them our washing machine broke last night (true) and asked if they were phoning to replace it as part of the policy. They said yes they could help with that, they just needed his sort code and account number - he kept them on the phone for 5 minutes and in the end they told him they were trying to sell him a new one and then put the phone down 🙂
 
I had one saying they were Microsoft once and needed my password to unlock my account. Kept them on the phone for ages while i pretended to look for where I had written it down. When I 'found it' I started spelling it out. I got as far as F-U-C-k-O-F before he hung up on me
 
I LOVE when I get cold callers it’s so much fun. Once they called me and said if I wanted free airtime for my mobile and I was like omg that’s so cool does that mean I can use my phone when I’m on an airplane?? And he was like no and he kept explaining and I was ignoring and kept going on about how cool it would be to be able to use my phone on the plane and started telling my roommates etc. i think he thought I was too dumb and gave up on me
 
I had a car accident call ages ago
Kept them on discussing the accident, in full detail where another car had purposely rammed into me, they asked who I told.
I explained I told the man in the box.
He asked where it was, I explained Blackpool.
We went through it again I explained it happened on Blackpool pier, on the dodgems.
He was enraged.
He even got his friend to ring me 5 minutes later going absolutely crazy.
🤣
 
I had one not all that long back, Indian man (extremely strong Indian accent) claiming name was Mike, from o2. Was a London number. So I went along with it for a few minutes, then said I need to inform you that we are currently live on television right now, doing an investigation into scam callers and the FBI (bear in mind, we don’t have the FBI here in England) are tracing this call as we speak, what was your name again caller? The scammer hung up pretty damn fast 🤣
 
Oh here’s one people could use with a scam caller - “sperm bank, you w**k it, we bank it” bet they’d hang up then 🤣
 
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